Awkward & Awesome.

 

Blazer and Pink Tank: Thrifted, Dress: f21, Shoes: Old Navy 


It's time for awkward and awesome thursday once again!

Awkward:

-Walking to the car from the cafe, but some of our friends are far behind. I tell the others to go on to the car and I'll stand on the corner and wave our slow friends in the right direction. Ian responds by saying "No wife of mine is gonna be standing on a street corner!!!" I swear, even when I purposely word my sentences to avoid any sly remarks, the husband always finds a way to embarrass me!!!

-Taking my Mexican food into the Sushi restaurant. 

-Eating that Mexican food with chopsticks because they didn't have any forks.

-Volvos that have wipers on the headlights... really???

-When people jog in normal clothes.

-When the nice old man at the Chinese restaurant carried my takeout to the car for me and buckled it into my passenger seat. 

- Walking into the men's restroom at the pool. It was one of those moments where you look around to make sure no one saw you, but instead the kind woman that witnessed my little mix-up guided me to the door on the right. I wasn't at the pool much longer.

-Parking next to a car that has someone in it. Just sitting there. In the drivers seat. That seriously ALWAYS happens to me. And they usually have their window down. Do I look at them? Or do I avoid eye contact? Do I say hi when they have their window down? I JUST DON'T KNOW.

-Trying on hundreds of hats in one store and none of them fitting me. And then walking out of that same store having purchased a men's hat size large. If the shoe hat fits, right?

-The haunted house we toured with our realtor. Let's just say that one was crossed off our list!

Awesome:

-Holding a little tiny baby chick at work!

-Waking up to breakfast in bed.

-Free entertainment from the big man next to me at the pool. He was singing some rendition of E-40's "Stilettos and Jeans". The only reason I know the song is because those seemed to be the only lyrics he knew, so they were easy to find in google. Now that I see the picture of E-40 (if that's even a real name) the guy by the pool actually looks like him. 

-When Ian came home with Flowers, my favorite magazine, candies, and other treats! I swear I married an angel!

-When all four of the things I ordered online actually fit me!

-The fact that I am in Cabo as you are reading this.... have to rub it in!