when they thought i had diabetes.

(34 weeks)

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Ok now on to my story...

I would never make fun out of something so serious as a disease, but I found that the only way to get past my experience (and ever consider being pregnant and doing this again) is to laugh a little.

I think it's between weeks 28-30 of pregnancy that the doctor's like to test you for, what they call, Gestational Diabetes. 

The test consists of a timed guzzling of a glucose-saturated drink (think Torani syrup) that they offer in a variety of flavors; orange, lemon lime, or fruit punch. They even come chilled! As a non-soda-drinker I went with the most mild tasting option: lemon lime. The 50 grams of citrus flavored glucose came in one of those miniature water bottles and the nurse gave me four minutes to down it. 

I was nervous going into it because I hate soda/overly sweet drinks and this thing had about 16 grams more of sugar than a normal can of soda. 

BUT, with the cheering on from my husband and the pressure from the nurses, I finished the last drop about three minutes in. 

The funny thing about this drink is that all I kept thinking about was how thirsty I was the whole time! Luckily they then had me give a urine sample (that's part of the test and also common procedure), so while I was in the bathroom I just slurped a bunch of water down from the sink.

We then had to wait in the waiting room for an hour before they took my blood sample (to give my body time to process the sugars).

During that time I ate some crackers and chewed a piece of gum. I was feeling confident I’d pass the test.

They took my blood with a needle and I asked when to expect the results. They said “no later than Friday.” Today was Monday.

Later that day I got a voicemail from my nurse saying that I failed the test. As in, my numbers were too high and they needed me to go to the hospital to take a more intensive test.

The follow-up screening involved much more than that first test:

1.   You go to the hospital instead of your regular OBGYN office.

2.   Your appointment must be first thing in the morning (7:00 AM-ish).

3.   You must fast for twelve hours before the test, consuming nothing but water (torture to a pregnant lady).

4.   They take a “base” blood sample to make sure all your levels are normal even before you drink a bunch of sugars.

5.   They don’t give you an option of drink flavors (this time they gave me orange and it actually didn’t taste so bad. It was like twenty melted Otter Pops).

6.   You wait for an hour before the blood draw and then they draw your blood two more times after that, on the hour. So you’re there for roughly 3-4 hours and they don’t let you leave the waiting room or eat or drink anything but water.

From about 2 hours into the fast I was already feeling down about this test. But the worst part to me was anticipating that syrupy concoction invading my bloodstream early the next morning…

I hardly slept the night before and that just made it worse.

The lab guy was actually really nice and kind of felt sorry for me. But that didn’t help because about thirty minutes after drinking the thingy I threw up all over the waiting room floor! HAHAHAHAHA!

Ian was trying to distract me and tell me not to throw up because I wouldn’t want to have to take the test a third time… he was right, but my body didn’t want to take it that second time!

Ian went and grabbed the lab guy while I laid on the couch feeling much better. He explained that he legally couldn’t proceed with the test without my doctor’s consent, and most doctors don’t make their patients take the test AGAIN if her body is rejecting it so severely.

The only problem was that my doctor’s office doesn’t open until 9 and it was only 8. They called anyway, but no one answered. So he told me to call later in the day and see what they wanted me to do.

I dreaded making that phone call…

Ian and I drove home separately (he’d brought his own car thinking he’d have to leave early for work, but now we were both leaving early…) And although I was feeling better and had eaten some crackers even I asked him to follow right behind me “just in case”.

I’m driving down the 217 when I start throwing up again in the blue baggy thing they gave me. Then I started seeing splotches. All I wanted to do was get home and go to bed, so I kept driving. Then I snapped into reality and realized I wouldn’t make it home if I drove off the road or into another car. So, the hazard lights came on as I pulled over onto the shoulder. Ian pulled over behind me and came running to my car as I kept heaving into that blue bag. Once I stopped he emptied it and gave it back to me for the rest of the 1.4 miles we had to go. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I made it home and was just fine after I slept a couple more hours and ate a little more food. I was so hungry…

The nurse was sympathetic when I called her later that day and I was extra chatty, certain they wouldn’t make me go through such a traumatic experience again. But then she said “You know unfortunately, we are gonna need you to reschedule and try the test again.”

I called Ian and cried like a little baby.

After many more phone calls with the nurses and then finally my doctor, we ended the day with the positive news that I wouldn’t have to do it again. I was literally dancing.

Normally I would never go against a doctor’s suggestions or concerns, but once we finally heard from him (as opposed to a nurse) and he had looked my numbers from the first test, he was sure I didn’t have Gestational Diabetes.

I was ready to change my diet completely, or even go in for a daily blood sample to monitor my levels. Anything. But. That. Drink!!!!!

Now, don’t be scared by my story. This is totally just that—my story. When I was throwing up in the waiting room of the hospital, the lab guy said “funny. That lady just downed it in 30 seconds and had no problem!” 

Think of my story as the exception and that it seriously can’t get any worse than that!
And also, I'd recommend just not eating anything a couple hours before your test to avoid any of these "false alarms". My nurse didn't stress that to me before my first go-around and I think this whole thing could've easily been avoided.